Lost & Found

LOST & Found!!!!!  In my closet, on a shelf pushed way back along with the long black half slip that has also been missing was THE GIRAFFE dress.  No one, at this moment, is more surprised than ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is a secret that I have discovered.  When I left  my brother’s house this past  ‘09 Christmas weekend, the mystery just left.  I gave up the search and counted it all for lost. I figured that when I had my annual post Christmas cleaning spree, I must have tossed it and the slip along with it. By this time, I have been searching for three plus months.

When I give up, what I am searching for turns up.

I think this is one of those secrets that few ever discover.  I have to learn this over and over.  Every time something comes up missing, I forget the secret and search myself crazy, then I give up, then it turns up.

EVERY TIME.  I do not know who/what is the dumber in this equation: Me or the Searching.

This past Sunday evening I lost my Bloody Mary with extra Mary: just fixed and not one sip gone, but the drink was gone!  I searched (of course), because I forgot my secret.  Monday morning there it was sitting in Paul’s captain’s chair in the guest room. We did not even have guests.  I sat down in the chair, before breakfast, and DRANK it.

Rejoice with me, seven in the morning  and a double Bloody Mary is not half bad.

Of course, this  secret law of finding also applies to locating a good wife or husband or partner.  Give it a shot.

Now, should you forget your automobile and or your name, maybe you should seek help rather than allow both to just turn up on their own time.  (all hard and fast laws are not hard nor are they fast).

On another note: I bought “DUMA KEY”  when it first came out.  I promptly lost the two inch thick hardback. I looked everywhere.  Then on a day when I was in major pain and also drugged up on the prescribed cure–The Book Turned Up.  So things and people do turn up in a timely manner.

Excellent mystery novel to read for budding artists with chronic pain in crisis no matter how old you are.

“DUMA KEY” by Stephen King

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